Wit and wordplay specialist Mardy Grothe will discuss and sign copies of his new book, Ifferisms: An Anthology of Aphorisms that Begin with the Word “If.” This book covers aphorisms from Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s "If men could learn from history, what lessons it might teach us" to Molly Ivins’ quote about a Texas politician, "If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day." Grothe is also the author of Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You, Oxymoronica, Viva la Repartee, and I Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like.